did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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