took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
wow bdsm is so cute
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