I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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