FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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