We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
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