Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
Text me some of your sweat
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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