When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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