I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
look no pants
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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