just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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