You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I smell stomach acid.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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