thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
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