it was like eating out sand paper
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
Randomize
