i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
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