Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
I'm too high and old for this...
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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