it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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