Where did you get a picture of my penis
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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