drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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