what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
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