They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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