not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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