with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
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