He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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