He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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