I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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