the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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