google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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