I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
COCAINE IS GR8
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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