Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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