Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
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