: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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