Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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