come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
Just woke up in bed, AC on high, with a fresh pack of smokes, an unopened pint of vodka, and a bag w a beef patty w cheese in it. I think my roommate's like the toothfairy or something. Or that was way more Xanax than I needed.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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