ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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