I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
I fill condoms, not promises.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
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