How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
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