If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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