YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
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