ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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