I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
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