Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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