pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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