After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Just pee around me
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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