Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
not ubering you a puppy
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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