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No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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