I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
Randomize