i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
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