Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
