So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
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