no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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