Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
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