I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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