these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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