I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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