Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
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