East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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