Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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