Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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